The “suffering” of the developer

After a period of working, learning a lot of skills and experiences, today I would like to write an article to talk about issues that the developer (dev) often meets and through this, please also express your suffering. I have been fooling under this insolent profession.

Continuous innovation technology

Having decided to follow this career, first consider whether it is possible to study continuously and throughout life. Unlike all other professions, special programming profession changes very quickly in technology so it is imperative that people in the profession always change, always update new knowledge. Of course no one wants that, change is just a matter of technology, no one will care if the customer doesn't know it, and make them use it to code the product to the customer. Customers now always want to be fast, compact and cheap but prefer security to the maximum. That makes many talented programmers race to new technology to compete with each other, to help devs work faster, help them as much as possible.

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But whatever has its downside, improvement can be good, but it will confuse the multitude of new technologies, unable to find the direction for yourself.

In particular, each technology continues to improve itself on newer versions, making dev always miserable, each time a version is a real nightmare. The user is of course the best, every time the version is updated, the new function and the new interface will be updated. But someone understands that in order to have those beautiful and beautiful things, the dev must have been very hard, I could cry all night long, why do I still search for them. Naturally writing here the cheesy wishing to make music add it to the mood.

Please sympathize with me, for them if they learn more at home without taking the bear out, or they cut off the time to play with their children to learn a new framework, there is a reason why to trade off.

Less communication and health work

For normal people, sitting for a few hours before the computer was tired, sitting unfamiliar may suffer eye strain, neck pain, back pain of all kinds. But devs are different, because their careers are forced to sit from day to month. Facing daily is the computer screen to dim the eyes, sometimes at night must continue to be glued to work, seldom go out so the ability to communicate with people and thus decline a lot .

Sitting a lot and being exposed to the radiation screen makes the risk of dev more serious than normal people. In particular, scientists have said that people who work with computers much will be at risk of infertility. So there is something delicious and strange things, how much gold and precious gold should be given to them, especially girlfriends, you should cede them to … Oh, wrong, give them more because I can't tell if they can meet them tomorrow.

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Most devs are inferior in terms of communicating with others. So their nature is quiet, slow … but in return they are very sincere and do not love girls (actually girls do not love them).

Work and stay at home

Being sad for the dev is at home and the company is wearing the same clothes, simply because it is convenient and comfortable. My company is facing VPBank, every time when I have lunch time, the bank staff rushes out. They have shirts, belts, crates and western shoes, and a t-shirt for jeans. In fact, no one has set a dev standard for clothing, so it is okay to wear anything that feels comfortable – including work pants, no one said anything. But if in an environment wearing all T-shirts to work, the desire to wear a luxurious work shirt must be hesitated, afraid of being lost – except for the teamleader or manager (who dares to comment on him). Personally, I always ask HR where to go to interview where to dress so well :))

Developer is not a dictionary of dictionaries

Anyone who is sure to understand the feeling every time someone thanks to help fix the computer, I shake my head and give up. If you accidentally tell someone that you are a dev, people will think that you know all about information technology (including installing a win, fixing a printer, installing software, fixing a computer, fixing a network …). When someone gets the head shake of the question, "Do you know how to do abc, xyz?" It is like they will add a very cute rhetorical question.

– What is strange about studying IT?

– What do IT learners do not know how to do this?

What is Developer? They are the creators of applications, websites, software with code lines, ending. Nobody teaches dev how to install win, fix printer, fix network, so please ask if they ask for help if they don't know how to do it.

The most pitiful people

It can't be pitiful when they have to study in an environment full of males. Actually, there are also girls but they are symbolic because mainly for girls, just to watch, not to eat, hehe. Then when I go to work, I have to scramble some rare HR, cute accountants with other colleagues. So they are the ones who have to fight for their rights, especially the girls and the women.

Not only that, they are not flexible and mouthy, saying the secret words like other guys so most of them do not have girlfriends or they have been kicked after a few months of bland love. If women can read this article, they should understand that the heart of our devs, please give love especially to them.

In short, whoever has friends and relatives is dev, try to understand and sympathize with the difficulties mentioned above. In fact, they also want to explain, but perhaps they are afraid of being laughed at by people, afraid of being thought of as a handsome boy with 3D body. Hopefully, through this article, relieve those feelings for them and for themselves.

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